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WEDNESDAY APRIL 02
Ben Bernanke’s Light Spanking Very light, we suspect. Like one of those we-need-to-fake-it-like-we’re-spanking-you--ok? spankings. And we need to do it for two days, on television, from Capitol Hill, so Joe Q. Public can see it (you know he loves it) and doesn’t end up getting all annoyed about being forced to eat Bear Stearns’s mystery lunch in the form of a $29 billion loan with mortgage-backed securities (doh!) as collateral. But we will use the small spanking paddle. And you won’t feel anything. Or hardly anything. You did good, Benny. Real good. We just need you to do this one extra thing for us. This is going to be a friendly spanking. Congress to Fed. It’s a group thing. Think of it as a bonding experience. Who knows, you might even like it. April 2008New User?Sign up to get free access to TraderDaily.com
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